Monkey Butt Powder
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Got Red-Ass? This product prevents that “Fire in the Hole” feeling
“Monkey Butt” is a politically-correct term for a condition we know as the RED-ASS. That malady you get when a day on the chopper chaps your cheeks making you look like one of those Orangutans at the zoo! How do I prevent such a wicked affliction you ask? Just apply our Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of chapped cheeks. Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. Makes a great gift for any guy that sports a red posterior. 6 oz.
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Monkey Butt Powder
Special Price: $6.95
Original Price $12.95
ID #: 4872M
Got Red-Ass? This product prevents that “Fire in the Hole” feeling
“Monkey Butt” is a politically-correct term for a condition we know as the RED-ASS. That malady you get when a day on the chopper chaps your cheeks making you look like one of those Orangutans at the zoo! How do I prevent such a wicked affliction you ask? Just apply our Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of chapped cheeks. Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. Makes a great gift for any guy that sports a red posterior. 6 oz.
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Our one-year guarantee has not changed since we introduced our first product in 1962. If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, let us know—we will make it right. If you would like a refund or exchange, please return the product on a timely basis in the same condition in which it was received.
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Return Policy
For over 50 years, in addition to same day shipping, Sporty's has offered same day returns and same day exchanges. Each day, we process all returns and exchanges before new orders go out. We know of no other company who does this!
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