FAA Mission Statement T-Shirt

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These new aviation T-Shirts are a fun way to show your enthusiasm for aviation; even when you’re not at the airport. 

This shirt pokes fun at most pilot's favorite agency: the FAA.  It cleverly states the FAA Mission Statement: We're not happy, until you're not happy.

This navy t-shirt is made of 100% cotton.

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These new aviation T-Shirts are a fun way to show your enthusiasm for aviation; even when you’re not at the airport. 

This shirt pokes fun at most pilot's favorite agency: the FAA.  It cleverly states the FAA Mission Statement: We're not happy, until you're not happy.

This navy t-shirt is made of 100% cotton.

Ordering Instructions:
1. please specify size
Reviews
4.5 / 5.0
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4.8 / 5
Reliability
4.8 / 5
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4.4 / 5
Ease Of Use
4.9 / 5
Value
4.5 / 5
Would You Recommend?
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Would You Recommend?
No
too wide
The width and cut of this t-shirt was too wide. I am returning it.
April 5, 2018
Purchased
1 year ago
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
5 / 5
Performance
4 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
4 / 5
Would You Recommend?
Yes
Fun gift, basic T with a chunky fit
My pilot son thought the shirt was a hoot when he received it. It's not a sophisticated fit, being rather boxy so I got him a large when ordinarily I might get a medium because he likes things fitted -- but that would have been too short. Came on time and in good shape, so no quarrel with the service and this was a good stocking-stuffer!
December 23, 2017
Purchased
1 year ago
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
5 / 5
Performance
5 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
5 / 5
It says it all
Worked 40 yrs with the FAA, started as an air traffic controller. We have been saying this for years, just nice to see it on a T-shirt.
December 11, 2016
Durability
4 / 5
Reliability
4 / 5
Performance
5 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
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5 / 5
Pilot Surprise
My pilot husband was delighted and surprised by this t-shirt! He can't wait to wear it and show it off. It was a truly unexpected hit! Great shirt with a good-laugh message!
June 20, 2016
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
5 / 5
Performance
4 / 5
Ease Of Use
4 / 5
Value
5 / 5
Pros: Good, durable shirt Cons: I think a lighterweight T-shirt fabric would be better. This shirt is heavy cotton and, as such, will be hot in the summer. Most of the men I know like the cooler, lightweight shirts for summer, especially pilots because summertime flying can be really warm in an unairconditioned plane. All the pilots have really gotten a kick out of this shirt!
December 31, 2014
Durability
4 / 5
Reliability
4 / 5
Performance
3 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
3 / 5
Pros: All cotton.....great statement....fun to wear Cons: Wider than long which is a problem for tall people. I am 5'2" but the person I got the shirt for is 6"2" and the shirt is on the short side for him. I ordered a size larger to allow for shrinkage and give the length but the shirt keeps getting shorter.
December 31, 2014
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
5 / 5
Performance
5 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
4 / 5
Pros: Nice coverage, easy to read, covers beed guts if applicable Cons: Not a good idea for checkrides Let's people at your local airport know you're in the game
December 31, 2014
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5 / 5
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5 / 5
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5 / 5
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5 / 5
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5 / 5
Very comfortable.
December 31, 2014
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
5 / 5
Performance
5 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
4 / 5
Cons: Why does it have to be shipped 2 day!!
December 31, 2014
Durability
5 / 5
Reliability
4 / 5
Performance
5 / 5
Ease Of Use
5 / 5
Value
5 / 5
Pros: Nice shirt that succinctly memorializes the Agency's tone to "customer satisfaction". Cons: This is the Agency responsible for promoting aviation safety in the US. Don't wear it on a check ride...I won't make the same mistake twice.
December 31, 2014
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